Total Medals Earned: 129 (From 26 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,675 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/295 points)
Start The Game
Get Defeated by a Nerd
Defeat Jack
Defeat Luis
Defeat ninjamuffin99
Defeat Tom Fulp
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/280 points)
Make it to the first nest.
Perish for the first time.
Make it through a tricky hazard room.
Defeat gravity with the power of eggs.
Make it through the advanced key room.
Make it through the advanced button room.
Make it through the first gas room.
Complete the game.
Complete the game in under 200 generations
Medals Earned: 4/9 (80/355 points)
Level up to the max level
Beat the game
Defeat Tom's Backup Plan
Get the max attack combo chain
Beat the game without a helper
Beat the game without dying
Get 12 red coins in one game
Beat the game in under 5 minutes
Beat the game without getting hit
Medals Earned: 5/8 (25/50 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/190 points)
You doubled your seed money!
You made a million in profit which you store on your new yacht.
You made it 2 minutes without going bankrupt. Good job.
To the moon!!!! Or mars, whichever you prefer Mr. Musk.
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/290 points)
Clear Level 1
Clear Level 2
Clear Level 3
Clear Level 4
Clear Level 5
Clear Level 6
Clear Level 7
Clear Level 8
Clear Level 9
Clear Level 10
Medals Earned: 4/8 (185/460 points)
Beat Level 3 and complete the game!
Beat Level 2!
Beat Level 1!
Get a 10x kill combo!
Get a 20x kill combo!
Beat the game in 5 minutes or less.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 4/50 (20/500 points)
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Enter the tower
Defeat 1 enemy
Die.
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.